Go eat paper
This means that when someone tries to shut up someone, they tell that person to eat paper, and it would give them paper cuts in their esophagus
“Oh, Go eat paper for all I care.” - Geo, Roblox: The Animated Series | S1 E3 | Energy Wings
eat my ass paper
Similar to saying "eat shit". You're asking the recipient to eat the paper with which you have wiped said shit from your ass.
Hey dude! You're an asshole. Eat my ass paper!
eat the paper
This expression is from the pot business. When many kilos were being sold, either the buyer or seller had to "eat the paper" that is, the weight of all the paper that covered the product.
With over 500 kilos for sale, we knew we had to eat the paper to make the buyer smile.
eat her wipe paper
when a chick is even hotter than one who's bath water you'd drink.
Guy 1: That chick is so hot I'd drink her bath water.
Guy 2: Dude, I'd eat her wipe paper.
Guy 2: Dude, I'd eat her wipe paper.
Go eat paper
This means that when someone shuts someone up, they eat paper and get paper cuts in their esophagus
“Oh go eat paper for all I care.” - Geo, Roblox: The Animated Series | S1 E3 | Energy Wings