eat the salad
Eat the salad is a phrase invented by Donald Trump. He was the first man ever to say this phrase. It is a great phrase. Maybe the greatest phrase ever.
It means “swallow my tired old grey pubes when you go down on me”
It means “swallow my tired old grey pubes when you go down on me”
Eat the salad, Rex
Go eat a salad
The phrase you say to a fat kid who eats shit everyday.
Hey fat fuck go eat a salad
eating fruit salad
popping your cherry; losing your virginity
friend 1: brad and i were eating fruit salad last night
friend 2: omg you lost your virginity?!
friend 2: omg you lost your virginity?!
next time go eat a salad
Next time go eat a salad is a line that the Scout from Team Fortress 2 says. It insults the Heavy, who is morbidly obese.
Heavy: AAUGH!
Scout: Next time go eat a salad!
Scout: Next time go eat a salad!
Eating salad
To eat salad is a code name for French kissing, and getting a tad bit suggestive, but nothing too far (i.e. playing with thighs, doing tiny little moans when separating to breathe...)
Person: holy shit eating salad with you last night was awesome
eat my salad
The action of eating ones butthole.
Come and eat my salad.