She eats me under the table
Common phrase used when describing a friend who eats a significant amount more FOOD than you do.
"Hey Mom, let me describe to you my new friend. Shes good at baking, she studies real hard, and She eats me under the table."
eat you under the table
When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well
My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"
eat under table
Meaning in Jamaica a man who licks and sucks a woman's vagina.
Yes I catch you having oral sex. I thought you said you never ever eat under table