eaucr
A literal wifi god. Respected by all. A eaucr can manipulate all internet capabilities in his favor. Does not fair well with loud door bells and flashing lights, especially when their sleeping arrangement has been altered and/or tampered with. The most notable of the eaucr is the Eaucer of the Ectennis clan. Racier Ectennis was known to obliterate any and all internet trespassers. Do not mess with a Eaucr!
Oh fuck! It’s Eaucr!