eau de toilette
The least strong of perfumes, this is a French phrase.
I had a choice of perfume, cologne, or eau de toilette.
Eau De Toilette
(Merriam-Webster definition) "a perfumed liquid containing a lower percentage of fragrant oils than is contained in ordinary perfume or eau de parfum —called also toilet water" ...wtf?
stupid person: Do you like my perfume? It's Eau De Toilette.
smart person: Stop sticking your head in the toilet.
smart person: Stop sticking your head in the toilet.
Davidoff Eau de Toilette
After one lays a choddy, he scoops up the kaka and puts it in his distilling equipment to transform into a liquid perfume for his better half.
valentines day is approaching and 'dave' is wondering what to get 'amy' for a gift. It is especially hard for 'dave' as he struggles to put food on the table. As he sits on the toilet pondering about the love of his life he decides to get her a Davidoff Eau de Toilette as it is the cheapest and most sexually attracting gift for his lover 'amy'