Ebenism

A form of socio-political thought purported by the South African political theorist Eben Smit. The thought is often described as 'cynical anarchy' and has been hailed by other well known South African political analysts like Prof. Herman Visser as a leading sociopolitical thought concerning the role of the counterculture in modern day politics.

What Arsenal fans call the period usually after 6pm

Eben is a sexy and smooth man, he’s always been good with the ladies. He can pull any 10 with his charm, charisma, and ability to make a girl laugh using any joke due to his delivery. The way he looks at girls deep in their eyes and smirks, leaving them begging for more after he turns his gaze. He’s a player, but won’t admit it becuase he’s a kind and considerate player who cares about the girls emotions. He’s a daredevil, risky, loves adrenaline rushes, and will always take the bait, but still pull out of the situation. Ebens the type of person to have his cake… and eat it too. If you’re not friends with Eben, bottom line is you’re missing out on life. (side note) Most Ebens have amazing hair, and get their name mistaken for Even, or sometimes even Oven.

Awesomely awesome person, in every respect. Awesome. Virtuoso of the South African Afrikaans language.

cool athletic dude.Mistaken for even and Evan

Coolest, sexiest, supremest boy in the entire school. He also has a huge cock

Better than torvin Dan Alex and failen.
He has a massive shlong and is the sexist man alive.