eber-geek

While similar to Ubernerd.

An Eber-geek is one who is consumed with their Ethernet connection and the wonderfull world of online gaming. Someone who spends all their time glued to a computer playing games like Dungeons and Dragons and Warcraft, etc... These people also have no lives nor do they ever shut down their computers resulting in sucking up all the bandwith the internet has to offer.