Ecksbawks
A video game console who's sole purpose is to suck gamers into it's influence, and once the gamers have nearly reached the peak of their interest, the device shuts it's self down, displaying a red ring, and requiring the now rabid, foamy mouthed gamer to return the device for repair and manage to survive 1 to 3 weeks with out it.
Awe dude, my Ecksbawks got the red ring of death, can I borrow yours? Fuck no man, get your own fucking Ecksbawks!