Eclipse Dick
When a lady is giving head to a negro in the dark and his girthy dick covers up the his pearly white teeth and eyeballs.
Kylie- "I think I saw an eclipse dick last night!"
Alli- "wow that is a once in a lifetime experience!"
Alli- "wow that is a once in a lifetime experience!"
dick eclipse
When a dick pic or snapchat ruins a perfectly sunny afternoon.
Ugh I just got dick eclipsed hot any sunglasses?
dick eclipse
Unit of measurement by which the amount of your dick that is being blocked by your protruding belly from your own point of view when looking down whilst urinating or other activities. Must be standing up straight.
Hey man, my dick eclipse is starting to clear up.