Ecrapulate
To ecrapulate is when you think you're about to ejaculate, but you accidently take a crap instead, effectively ruining (or enhancing) the moment.
William was getting a handjob, but he really had to go to the bathroom, and effectively ecrapulated at his peak. Jenny wasn't impressed.
"Dude, I almost ecrapulated the other night, but I held it in and finished her off with an alabama hot pocket instead."
"Dude, I almost ecrapulated the other night, but I held it in and finished her off with an alabama hot pocket instead."
Ecrapulate
When you want to masturbate, but need to shit first, and end up cumming when you start to strain.
"Aww damn it man! I was so ready to jerk it. But I ecrapulated all over the toilet seat"
Premature Ecrapulation
When you think you are going to fart, but crap instead. Basically; When you shart
Person 1: Dude, watch this fart!
Person 2: Alright!
Person 1: *Sharts* Ah damnit!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 3: That sucks! He had premature ecrapulation! Haha!
Person 2: Alright!
Person 1: *Sharts* Ah damnit!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 3: That sucks! He had premature ecrapulation! Haha!
Premature Ecrapulation
letting out a fart, but the fart is in fact a bit of poop
The bathroom was upstairs and I let out a Premature Ecrapulation with letting out a relief fart