Alka-seltzer

Perhaps the best icebreaker ever made. It consists of Taking alka-seltzer, dropping it into a woman's drink, it fizzing, and her asking "is that Roofies?"

A white tablet devised by Bayer Industries to finally solve the world's pigeon problems. Also known as "pigeon killer".

The act of taking a duece while in a hot tub. Since the hot tub is already churning water, bubbles, and blowing hot water, the turd will quickly dissolve like an alka-seltzer, leaving a nice fecal coloring to the water.

When you drop your balls into somebody's carbonated beverage. When dropped in, they make the sound "plop plop. fizz fizz", much like the advertisement for the original product.

A bunch of very hungover and bored individuals taking their Alka-Seltzers in unison after drinking too much the night before.

When You Shit on the competition so much..Your Stomach needs to relax and more importantly recover..

A Tennessee Alka-Seltzer is when you stick an alka-seltzer into your mouth, then have oral sex with a Southern girl(with out telling her, but of course). As her vagina gets wet, you slip in the alka-seltzer, stand back, and watch the 'fire works'...or, in this case, 'foam works'.

The 'Tennesse' part is derived from college kids out of D.C. going into Virginia on a Saturday night, and performing it on innocent country 'gurls'. Why did I not choose 'Virginia' to make it a 'Virginia Alka-Seltzer'? Because Tennessee sounds better. And if you don't like it, piss off!