eddie's mom

A over-weight married woman who sleeps around with anyone but prefers her friend's husbands. Usually quite unattractive and smells like a dirty dog. Spends her days in the trailer with no bra on.

A very nice woman until Eddy showed up. She mixes the beans with one chancla and hits Eddy with the other one. All around nice lady, who has aged horribly because of Eddy. She has taught Eddy how to sit at home all day and play Fortnite. Yet she manages to get more dubs than he does. In conclusion Eddy's Mom is a true saint and should be proud for what she has done for our community, by keeping Eddy inside and away from society.