Alkire
Is the act of getting your ass beat in a jack in the box and the manager of jack in the box has to save your life.
Oh, look at that Alkire, that manager is only 4 feet tall and saved him.
alkire
Anyone with this last name is considered a skrub. Who even are you to look up this name. It's too good for you anyway.
Damn, that is one fine Alkire but shit they a noob.
julia alkire
usually very creative and original!! a julia is so funny to be around and you really cant stand not to be!!
hulia as in julia alkire