edumicate
To provide information to a person of limited intelligence or experience. Usage infers a backwoods/hick connotation on the subject.
It is high time that I edumicate you some manners.
edumate
To teach someone new sexual tricks, through experience.
Due to his lack of experiece, Tom needed Sheila to edumate him about the finer points of using his tongue
Edumicate
to read and absorb ludicrous conspiracy theories.
VADAR Edumicate yourself......
edumication
When you graduate from a verry small highschool school with a unusually low IQ
Man I got that there high school edumication