eenya

A very rare anal tumor discovered in 2002. Less than .000001% of the population have it. You may have an Eenya if you are having intense pain in your rectum, blood exploding from your rectum, or having problems passing body waste. The only known cure for Eenya is to blow torch your rectum. (It may slightly burn). All people are tested annually by their doctor from the age of 13-24. Side effects of blow torching your rectum are death, diarrhea and vomitting, explosion of the uterus and/or testes, and colon combustion.