Efficiency

A Minecraft enchantment

Hey what’s up man I doing an efficiency enchantment while fishing
Bro that’s SICK

Efficiency

Intelligent laziness.

Sue: "To increase my efficiency while baking this cake, I'm going to gather all the ingredients from the fridge before I start mixing anything together."

Bob: "You're not being efficient, you're just being lazy. Now make me a sammich."

Efficient

Extremely hard working, always functioning at the highest of standards, and finding the best possible solution. Other wise known as a Miriam.

"Oh my god, how did she get all of this DONE?!"
"She's efficient...Duh."

Example 2:
"No no, it takes 30 minutes to get to Whole Foods. There is no possible way for you to get there in twenty minutes."

"Bam! there in ten. "

efficientness

So effecient as to be stupidly time-saving. Coined by Ms. B. Brown of Washington, DC in a fit of made-up-wordiness.

Your boss would love working with me, because I'm a master of efficientness.

Soviet Efficiency

A phrase that decribes any system, operation, or action, where the beaurocracy serves to create more problems than the problem it was created to solve.

Jack came into class late, the teachers inquiry of, "why were you late?" was followed by, "Sorry, the buses ran with soviet efficiency!"

Asian Efficiency

The pinnacle of human productivity and efficiency. Grants superhuman abilities of focus and attention on getting work done in the shortest amount of time, usually to the exclusion of everything else.

Not normally observed in non-Asian races, and explains the other-worldly feats and performance of Asian kids in school.

Jack: "Hey dude, what about that paper?"
Asian Kid: "Done."
Jack: "And the one on..."
Asian Kid: "Done."
Jack: "Goddamn dude, what are you on?"
Asian Kid: "Asian Efficiency dude, Asian Efficiency."

Quebec Efficiency

Quebec efficiency refers to the most inefficiently run processes possible. These processes always take at least three times as if normally run and generally six to ten times longer than if run efficiently. The term originates from the Canadian province of Quebec, where such processes occur very frequently.

Jean: "I made cookies today, and instead of buying everything before hand, I just went out and bought every ingredient when the recipe said I need it! It took me 4 hours to bake the cookies."
Jacques: "Quebec efficiency!"

Luc: "At the raffle last night, instead of drawing the three winners, they drew until there were only three left, and then those three won. It took forever."
Laurent: "Quebec efficiency!"

俚语	efficiency
释义	Efficiency A Minecraft enchantment Hey what’s up man I doing an efficiency enchantment while fishing Bro that’s SICK Efficiency Intelligent laziness. Sue: "To increase my efficiency while baking this cake, I'm going to gather all the ingredients from the fridge before I start mixing anything together." Bob: "You're not being efficient, you're just being lazy. Now make me a sammich." Efficient Extremely hard working, always functioning at the highest of standards, and finding the best possible solution. Other wise known as a Miriam. "Oh my god, how did she get all of this DONE?!" "She's efficient...Duh." Example 2: "No no, it takes 30 minutes to get to Whole Foods. There is no possible way for you to get there in twenty minutes." "Bam! there in ten. " efficientness So effecient as to be stupidly time-saving. Coined by Ms. B. Brown of Washington, DC in a fit of made-up-wordiness. Your boss would love working with me, because I'm a master of efficientness. Soviet Efficiency A phrase that decribes any system, operation, or action, where the beaurocracy serves to create more problems than the problem it was created to solve. Jack came into class late, the teachers inquiry of, "why were you late?" was followed by, "Sorry, the buses ran with soviet efficiency!" Asian Efficiency The pinnacle of human productivity and efficiency. Grants superhuman abilities of focus and attention on getting work done in the shortest amount of time, usually to the exclusion of everything else. Not normally observed in non-Asian races, and explains the other-worldly feats and performance of Asian kids in school. Jack: "Hey dude, what about that paper?" Asian Kid: "Done." Jack: "And the one on..." Asian Kid: "Done." Jack: "Goddamn dude, what are you on?" Asian Kid: "Asian Efficiency dude, Asian Efficiency." Quebec Efficiency Quebec efficiency refers to the most inefficiently run processes possible. These processes always take at least three times as if normally run and generally six to ten times longer than if run efficiently. The term originates from the Canadian province of Quebec, where such processes occur very frequently. Jean: "I made cookies today, and instead of buying everything before hand, I just went out and bought every ingredient when the recipe said I need it! It took me 4 hours to bake the cookies." Jacques: "Quebec efficiency!" Luc: "At the raffle last night, instead of drawing the three winners, they drew until there were only three left, and then those three won. It took forever." Laurent: "Quebec efficiency!"
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