egecem

egecem is the friend that everyone needs the most, he is unique, cool as fuck and loved by everyone. there is always an egecem in your life, and if not you absolutely need one. you don't fuck with him, you can't resist him, you don't want to be his enemy. he is THE one.

You should buckle up before you meet him because his coolness can knock you out in the matter of seconds. also it would be beneficial for you if you check your surroundings before talking shit about him 'cause he has ears everywhere and he can turn you into a carcass without hesitation.