Egemon
Usually a very horny old man disguised as a 22 year old Italian. Says he's a good boy probably five times a day, but talks about lew things all the other hundred times he opens his mouth. It's best to avoid an Egemon and always keep 800km between you and them for maximum safety.
A: "Oh my God, that's so... How can someone say something disgusting as that?"
B: "What do you expect honestly, they're an Egemon."
B: "What do you expect honestly, they're an Egemon."