Allayjorchell
An incredible blend of three people with the names of Allison, Jordan and Rachel. Despite this sounding like some B.A. gangsta name, all three of these people will be very much Caucasian.
Everybody loves hanging out with Allayjorchell so much, on account of how titillating Jordan is, how bootylicious Rachel is, and how easily Allison can bring people to have funkgasms.