Egg Fuck
Egg Fuck is Eggnog, but 50% semen.
Martha: What do you want to drink Shelby?
Shelby (PORN STAR): Mmmmm... I'd like some egg fuck please!
Shelby (PORN STAR): Mmmmm... I'd like some egg fuck please!
Fucking Egg
An insult for someone that is an idiot.
"Hey you know that kid Joe? Yeah he's a fucking egg."
A fucking egg
What is a fucking egg you may ask? It is a term one uses as an action for when a mate does a retarded action or says something retarded.
Person 1: Did you just ram into my neighbour's door?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You are a fucking egg, he is a dyslexic war veteran
Person 2: Oh shit...
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You are a fucking egg, he is a dyslexic war veteran
Person 2: Oh shit...
fucking eggs on toast
That's "fucking eggs on toast" can refer to good news.
That's fucking eggs on toast mate
steal her fucking eggs
when you see that biddy, and you know she wants it, but she doesn't know she wants it, so you have to sneak in and inseminate her - effectively stealing her weird little internal eggs and fertilizing the shit out of em.
See also: vaginal rape
See also: vaginal rape
John: "What up biddy?"
Biddy: "Excuse me? My name is Sandra."
John (thinking): "Mmmm biddy i'm a steal yo fuckin' eggs"
John's friend Andy: "Steal her fucking eggs, man"
Biddy: "Excuse me? My name is Sandra."
John (thinking): "Mmmm biddy i'm a steal yo fuckin' eggs"
John's friend Andy: "Steal her fucking eggs, man"
suck eggs bitch fuck
When you suck so bad at your public job people gel you to suck eggs bitch fuck
Suck eggs bitch fuck ,
now gimme my goddamn McMuffin!
now gimme my goddamn McMuffin!
3 eggs cause fuck you
You can’t cum
Hey Robbins, 3 eggs cause fuck you