Eggplant
It's a freaking fruit, you idiots. Get your head outta the gutter!
The eggplants were delicious but I was shocked to find out they were fruits.
Eggplant
#1 The emoji 🍆(used to symbolize a penis)
#2 The food
#2 The food
#1 a poll was made: 🍑 or 🍆
#2 The recipe for eggplant parmesan is: Put cheese in bowl put eggplant cook fun fact: Suck chew lick the eggplant
#2 The recipe for eggplant parmesan is: Put cheese in bowl put eggplant cook fun fact: Suck chew lick the eggplant
Eggplant
Eggplant occurs when a guy wears really skin tight clothing or underwear and you can see the outline of his penis.
Ryan's eggplant is huge in that picture.
I saw his eggplant yesterday through his tight trousers.
I saw his eggplant yesterday through his tight trousers.
Eggplant
You probably searched up eggplant looking for funny things about penises, but too bad, an eggplant is a vegetable and that's all it is
'Ha ha, eggplant.'
'Shut fuck up, an eggplant is a vegtable'
'Shut fuck up, an eggplant is a vegtable'
Eggplant
A way to describe a dick
Example( That nigga had the eggplant)
Eggplant
Word used by whites, specifically italian americans, to describe blacks.
look at these fuckin eggplants, theyre taking over our town
Eggplant
To Eggplant:
1. To bust on a girl's face.
2. To ejaculate on an unwilling female's facial region.
(Best done anonymous while wearing a cape, of course)
1. To bust on a girl's face.
2. To ejaculate on an unwilling female's facial region.
(Best done anonymous while wearing a cape, of course)
Guy: Yo, I tied her down, and eggplanted all over her face.
Guy 2: Shit, bro, you wear the cape?
Guy: Hell yeah, Guy 2, like a fucking fiend.
Guy 2: Shit, bro, you wear the cape?
Guy: Hell yeah, Guy 2, like a fucking fiend.