Eggs and Bacon
The process of putting your dick and balls between your legs. Closing both legs and bending over to show your friends the delicious breakfast you have made for them.
Next time someone bitches about not eating breakfast show them your eggs and bacon and they will think twice about it again.
Eggs and bacon royal
When you're eating a double cheeseburger while getting bomb ass head from the partner of your choosing.
She gave me the eggs and bacon Royal, best date of my life.
Scrambled eggs & bacon
Scrambled eggs & bacon is a form of fetish in which hammer is used to smash the genitalia of lovers, utill they look like a pulp
After job I am gonna get me some of scrambled eggs & bacon. MMM..mmm.m