eggslax
The sudden, involuntary, rapid emptying of one's bowels after eating too many eggs.
<egg eater> I'm about to bingo stamp my underwear in a very big way if I don't find a restroom.
<meat eater> Was it something you ate?
<grain eater> He's got a bad case of eggslax!
<meat eater> Was it something you ate?
<grain eater> He's got a bad case of eggslax!