Eggsob
Non alcoholic eggnog. The nog in eggnog is replaced with sob, due to nog being an abbreviation of the middle English word for a type of mug used for serving alcohol. Sob is an abbreviation of the old English word, sobrius meaning not drunk.
Guy 1: Dude, this eggsob is delicious!
Guy 2: It's pronounced eggnog, man
Guy 2: It's pronounced eggnog, man