eggsplain
urging someone to explain something utterly confusing, not rooted in fundamental logics.
I am confusion: Why is this Kansas but this is not Arkansas. Eggsplain America! Eggsplain!
Eggsplain
Another word for "Explain", used for a more comedic effect.
Tom: "Yo Ryo, can you tell me how to do that sweet martial arts kick again?"
Ryo: "Sure."
Tom: "Cool... But I still don't get it. Explain?"
Ryo: "..."
Tom: "EGGSPLAIN!!!!"
Ryo: "Sure."
Tom: "Cool... But I still don't get it. Explain?"
Ryo: "..."
Tom: "EGGSPLAIN!!!!"
eggsplain
An offensive name for a person.
Your such an eggsplain
Eggsplaining
Allowing someone to falsely explain something without being corrected so they don't dismiss the correction as mansplaining/misandry/misogyny. Typically seen when 'walking on eggshells' with certain people.
Karen eggsplaining to the manager that she purchased the Craftsman lawnmower from Home Depot and demanding a refund.