eggtard
a dumb ass person who is shaped like a egg
yo stop touching my girl you eggtard
eggtarded
when a white kid decides to shave his head during quarantine with his friends and ends up looking like humpty dumpty getting no bitches
Friend 1: Hey bro! you see Grant?
Friend 2: Yeah bro! he shaved his head and is eggtarded now! shits crazy bro
Friend 2: Yeah bro! he shaved his head and is eggtarded now! shits crazy bro
Eggtard
When someone thinks chickens lay eggs out of their ass instead of their pussy
Yesterday this eggtard told me his chicken shit out an egg.