egidia

An extremely loud, confrontational but hilarious middle-aged portugese woman who has an extreme love for wheels of dried figs and jars of spanish olives.

She responds to most questions in the form of argument, or with "UUHHH".
At any opportunity will inappropriately burp, joke about penises, or graphically describe her own sexual desires.

Can be defeated in battle with elbow punches or exploitation of her lactaphobia (fear of dairy products)