egyptian goggles
Placing one's balls over a sleeping victim's eyes.
We gave that moron a pair of egyptian goggles because he fell asleep first.
Egyptian Eye Goggles
When a man squats over a sleeping person and allows his testicles to sag down to gently lay on top of the closed eyes of said person.
*Person 1* " HA, Barb sure had a nice pair of Egyptian Eye Goggles on last night."
*Person * "Haha yeah bro, Trent gave her eyelids rug burn with those hairy things.
*Person * "Haha yeah bro, Trent gave her eyelids rug burn with those hairy things.