Eighth-Life Crisis
A variation of half-life and quarter-life crises, due to copious amounts of stress and high school struggles, you are subjected to questions such as "Why am I trying?", "What's the point of going to a good college?" "what will happen if I bomb my AP and SAT exams?"
Person 1: I just failed my calculus exam, so my grade dropped to a C, what is life.
Person 2: Someone's having an eighth-life crisis
Person 2: Someone's having an eighth-life crisis