Eismark
Eismark well... the name doesn't need an introduction. You just know when there is an Eismark nearby. You have a special type of retardation but you are still cool. When you look at an Eismark, he has that "dingserevisor" look. You are so attractive among women.
Oh look at that Eismark. Does he have a magnet because he's sooo attractive with his dingserevisor look!