Ejaculantern
Whereupon the face of a girl is decorated with three ropes of semen, with one shot up on each eye and one across her mouth - thereby making her face resemble a jack-o'-lantern.
Q: So Jimmy, how did things end up last night with Susie?
A: It was swell. I totally turned that floozie into an ejaculantern.
A: It was swell. I totally turned that floozie into an ejaculantern.
Premature Ejaculantern
When you buy Halloween pumpkins in early September
He had a premature ejaculantern because he purchased Halloween pumpkins on Labor Day.