Ejacularum Prematurae
Little known 'spell' from the Harry Potter universe used by Professor Dumbledore to amuse himself.
Dumbledore: Why Severus, what is the trouble?
Snape: Headmaster, I am again having unclean thoughts regarding the student Hermione.
Dumbledore (shouting and pointing his wand): EJACULARUM PREMATURAE!
Snape: Oh. Great. Thanks.
Dumbledore: Severus, there are some kleenex in the washroom.
Snape: Headmaster, I am again having unclean thoughts regarding the student Hermione.
Dumbledore (shouting and pointing his wand): EJACULARUM PREMATURAE!
Snape: Oh. Great. Thanks.
Dumbledore: Severus, there are some kleenex in the washroom.