ejaculistic pencisiliation
to vigorously introduce a pencil into one's ass crack, with extreme prejudice, for the purpose of sexual arousal
Everything was goin fine until she reached onto my desk, and gave me a brutal case of ejaculistic pencisiliation.
Ejaculist
An ultra-egomaniac, in "most" cases those with a small dick trying to buy something they don't have any control over..
Mr. Manhattan's new sports car makes him a major ejaculist.