Ejaculotion

The hand cream that squirts across the room on a random trajectory when the pump nozzle has become clogged and the dried cream plug becomes suddenly dislodged.

I was trying to put some cream on my dry hands and wound up with ejaculotion on my pants.

Premature Ejaculotion

1. When your hand lotion (or any lotion) explodes before you are ready to use it.

2. When lotion squirts out of the pump in an unexpected and undesired location.

1. Person: Fuck, my hand lotion is all over the inside of my bag - talk about premature ejaculotion.

2. Person: Eff, there is ejaculotion all over the floor, where is a towel?

俚语	ejaculotion
释义	Ejaculotion The hand cream that squirts across the room on a random trajectory when the pump nozzle has become clogged and the dried cream plug becomes suddenly dislodged. I was trying to put some cream on my dry hands and wound up with ejaculotion on my pants. Premature Ejaculotion 1. When your hand lotion (or any lotion) explodes before you are ready to use it. 2. When lotion squirts out of the pump in an unexpected and undesired location. 1. Person: Fuck, my hand lotion is all over the inside of my bag - talk about premature ejaculotion. 2. Person: Eff, there is ejaculotion all over the floor, where is a towel?
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