ejokeulate
ejokeulate is what happens when something soooo funny happens that you either can't stop laughing, wet yourself or have an orgasm.
Samantha: What's wrong with you?
Carl: I just saw a pensioner fall over trying to eat a creamcake. I think I ejokeulated.
Carl: I just saw a pensioner fall over trying to eat a creamcake. I think I ejokeulated.
premature ejokeulation
The act witnessed when a joke is so awesome that you can never complete it before starting to laugh.
No example needed, stop being retarded. Premature ejokeulation explains itself.
Premature Ejokeulation
When a film uses its best jokes in the trailer, so there's nothing funny left to watch in the film.
Steve: Did you like The Simpsons Movie?
Matt: Ah, it was alright but the funniest thing was Spider-Pig and they used it in the trailer.
Steve: Yeah, I know what you mean, I hate premature ejokeulation.
Matt: Ah, it was alright but the funniest thing was Spider-Pig and they used it in the trailer.
Steve: Yeah, I know what you mean, I hate premature ejokeulation.