Elasticity Theory

The theory that the Vagina being predominantly tight due to muscles will go slack and loose on Celebate women as a result of not being put to use during sexual intercourse while promiscuous women will have a tighter vagina due to the muscle having a regular work out and snapping back tight by the next morning

I fucked 2 girls last week that proved Elasticity Theory the tramp of the two was plenty tight but her prudish friend that has held out for the last 2 years was like fuckin a jar of mayo

Elastic band theory

When your with someone, things can get too close. So TA-DA the elastic band theory: if you let someone go they will come pinging back like an elastic band.

YAY :)

Scenario 1:

Jane: I love you baby your my world
Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone.
Jane: Nooo I love you so much don't go!!!

Jane: I love you baby your my world
Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone.
Jane: Ok sweety, see you whenever then.
*Later*
Tom: I LOVE YOU JANE :)
Jane: Mwahahaha the Elastic band theory never fails

俚语	elasticity theory
释义	Elasticity Theory The theory that the Vagina being predominantly tight due to muscles will go slack and loose on Celebate women as a result of not being put to use during sexual intercourse while promiscuous women will have a tighter vagina due to the muscle having a regular work out and snapping back tight by the next morning I fucked 2 girls last week that proved Elasticity Theory the tramp of the two was plenty tight but her prudish friend that has held out for the last 2 years was like fuckin a jar of mayo Elastic band theory When your with someone, things can get too close. So TA-DA the elastic band theory: if you let someone go they will come pinging back like an elastic band. YAY :) Scenario 1: Jane: I love you baby your my world Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone. Jane: Nooo I love you so much don't go!!! Jane: I love you baby your my world Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone. Jane: Ok sweety, see you whenever then. Later Tom: I LOVE YOU JANE :) Jane: Mwahahaha the Elastic band theory never fails
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