Elbeniz
Big brownish monkey who claims to have the biggest dick of all time. He has lived in Texas which made him more fertile and bigger. As he says "Everything is bigger in Texas".
Girl 1: How is your dick so big
Elbeniz: Everything is bigger in Texas
Girl 1: No I mean why do you have a boner in math class
Elbeniz: Everything is bigger in Texas
Girl 1: No I mean why do you have a boner in math class