Elderly Watering Syndrome
When you take a piss and your urine is a dark black, like the elderly candy black licorice.
John: Hey, we need to talk I looked in the bathroom and-
Steve: I know, I know, I need to get over Elderly Watering Syndrome but there's no chance right now.
Steve: I know, I know, I need to get over Elderly Watering Syndrome but there's no chance right now.