electronic device
What ur on right now
I’m on a electronic device
PEDestrian (Personal Electronic Device)
Someone who is a hazard to navigation because they are trying to walk while using a cellphone, palm pilot, or similar device that uses up their limited attention span. Completely oblivious to their surroundings and often causing others to negotiate around them or risk collision.
Friggin' PEDestrians are always causing accidents. Good thing they don't chew gum too.
Electronic Masturbation Device
An Electronic Masturbation Device, purchased at MEO, is a male jack-off machine that a guy uses or another guy can use to give his dick an awesome cumgasm. A dude's boner is lubed and inserted into it's oriface and placed over his cock-head and then turned on -- with 10 different settings, someone can use the cum-maker to give a guy's cock a mild to wild cumgasm as he blows hs load. Also used for "hands-free" or "forced" cumgasms.
My cadet roomie, Matt, bought an Electronic Masturbation Device, and he ties my hands behind my back and makes me suck his dick until we both have mind and cock-blowing cumgasms -- then he makes me swallow his cum and suck the device clean!