elementary

Name calling.
When people call other people bitches and poseurs and assholes and other such simple minded names... and actually mean it.
It's pathetic on a new level.
That which is expected of someone in grades PreK - 8 and shouldn't even be tolerated in highschool.
Someone who hasn't taken the time to grow up and get a hobby and are still acting like "badass" little bitches right out of middle school.
Girls who are convinced they're still LORDS even after walking into highschool.

An adult who uses elementary school slang such as, ''you smelt it, you dealt it." or "I know you are but what am I."

The best damn thing of my life. There was no detentions back then. You just either had to apologize or sit timeout. You actually made friends for who you were. The teachers were way nicer and you actually got rewarded for doing good work.

A place you go to as a kid to get ready for 90% of the stuff you'll deal with in real life.

The level of school where picking on the fat kids, and kids with glasses is the cool thing to do.

the best public school you ever went to

The name given to Grades 1-5, in elementary school, people would learn basics about Science, Social Studies, Language Arts, Math, and Physical Education. Occasionally, certain school will have Religion as a subject and/or Spanish (although these two subjects are not common). For many people, elementary school is considered the only portion of your education that won't be an aboslote hell. Teachers would usually be nice, your fellow classmates won't be a bunch of assholes, and your school will try to make learning "fun".

Surviving elementary school isn't too hard, (depending on when you went to elementary school). Honestly if you want to survive and not get turned into a punching bag, you would want to be pretty fast, how fast you run is very helpful in elementary school, your running speed can also determine how popular you will be. Pokemon cards will also be handy to have, you would want to be ready if a kid was to come up to you with a Rayquaza in their hand.

Elementary school is really the only "fun" part of your student career (that is if you don't count college). I'm sure lots of people remember when they went to the computer lab and managed to beat "Run 2" without dying a single time, or when someone roasted a kid and everyone went mental.

By the way, elementary school isn't hard to graduate from, if you can't graduate Elementary school, good luck getting a job