Elementary Anal Scrutiny
After gathering enough courage, going to take a shit in the school bathroom and older kids walk in and bust in the stall door then begin to laugh at you while you are left motionless with a turd hanging out of your ass.
Adam: Dude i went to take a poo during study hall and some senior kicked in the door and laughed at me.
Kevin: Damn dude you got some Elementary Anal Scrutiny right there.
Kevin: Damn dude you got some Elementary Anal Scrutiny right there.