Elephant in a Dryer
A behavior women are irresistably attracted to in which a male suitor spins his flacid penis repeatedly while making elephant noises for effect.
The motion of the penis invokes a mental image of an elephant spinning around in a dryer, thus arousing the female into initiating sexual contact and ovulating uncontrollably.
The motion of the penis invokes a mental image of an elephant spinning around in a dryer, thus arousing the female into initiating sexual contact and ovulating uncontrollably.
Hey you!
(whips it out)
ELEPHANT IN A DRYER!
Female says "TAKE ME NOW!"
(whips it out)
ELEPHANT IN A DRYER!
Female says "TAKE ME NOW!"