Elephantitass
The result of one neglecting their diet therefore acquiring an unusually large ass. People with this unfortunate condition can often be seen wearing velour sweat pants with suggestive wording on the butt (i.e. luscious, sexy..) that attempts to convey what the person wearing them cannot.
Damn girl, I shouldn't have eaten those chilli cheese fries, they really irritate my elephantitass condition.
Yeah, but at least you had a diet coke with them.
Yeah, but at least you had a diet coke with them.