Elf Yourself
v. To waste valuable time and resources putting your face on androgynous dancing elves to humiliate your family and friends.
You should go elf yourself. It is so funny.
Elf yourself
To dress up and have aggressive sex with an elf under a couch
John: "Hey jack you should go elf yourself"
Jack: "that's probably better then my current sex life John"
Jack: "that's probably better then my current sex life John"