El Gug
N. m. - Spanish for "Google". The God of finding and organizing mis/information. Worshipped by billions worldwide. "Sacrifices" are hired by the parent company who are quickly juiced of their will to live so that their many projects (which are actually powered by this will-to-live juice) may come to fruition and live so long as the internet continues to grow.
1) I sacrificed a beer to El Gug and inquired as to how I might remove the Vundo infection from my computer.