eligibly
In an eligible manner.
Lex Rudel Eligibly has a small dick.
eligate
The opposite of deligate. When one assigns a task to his/her boss.
The job didn't get done because I eligated it to Mr. Smith and he dropped the ball.
eligible
to be eligible for a heating
you is eligible
yo linnin is eligible
yo barber is eligible
alexanders smelly ass is eligible
yo german ass is eligible
yo linnin is eligible
yo barber is eligible
alexanders smelly ass is eligible
yo german ass is eligible
Bowl Eligible
Ready and/or willing to smoke marijuana. Not to be confused with a similar term used to determine whether an NCAA football team qualifies for the postseason.
Hey Chris, are you bowl eligible yet?
Nah, give me a half hour, I need to finish this paper.
Nah, give me a half hour, I need to finish this paper.
Eligible Puss
A female of age 18 or older categorized as a minimum of a soft 5 on the hotness scale.
Ryan, there is so much eligible puss at this party.
eligible bachelor
el·i·gi·ble bach·e·lor
n.
1. An unattached man who is desirable and worthy of choice.
2. An attached man who is beyond the field of vision of his wife, his girlfriend, or his main bitch.
n.
1. An unattached man who is desirable and worthy of choice.
2. An attached man who is beyond the field of vision of his wife, his girlfriend, or his main bitch.
Guy A: "Where's your girlfriend?"
Guy B: "Out of town. I'm an eligible bachelor again."
Guy B: "Out of town. I'm an eligible bachelor again."
triage eligable
A medical term from an ambulance to hospital that lets the emergency room know that the patient is full of it.
Med#1: 45 YOF, complains of paralysis in lower left extremity, patient is "Triage Eligable".
Hospitol Dispatch: What, her foot asleep?
Med#1: 10-04
Hospitol Dispatch: What, her foot asleep?
Med#1: 10-04