Elij
He's a buff guy, preferably with light skin, who has a big heart and an even bigger 🍆. Not only is he well-endowed, but he is devoted to his girlfriend. He may have a crazy cousin from Brooklyn who is into art. I know, hyper-specific. He likes anything LA Lakers.
Adrienne: Hey, have you heard of my cousin Elij? He's fuckin' cool!!!🚫🎓.