Eli Roth
A foul, toxic substance that emanates from your anus.
"As Anthony sat there quitely with both cheeks of his firm, little buttocks clench as tightly as could be, he could not hold this eli roth any longer and soiled himself with great embarrassment"
Thomas Hardy - 'Desperate Remedies' 1871.
Thomas Hardy - 'Desperate Remedies' 1871.
eli roth
A criminally underrated american horror film director. he is most known for directing the films 'cabin fever' and 'hostel.' he has also co-created animated projects such as 'chowdaheads' and 'the rotten fruit.' people often make the mistake of taking his films too seriously, which is probably why he is so underrated to begin with.
eli roth's 'cabin fever' was hilarious! why did everyone hate it so much?
Eli Roth
1) Proper noun - An American movie writer/ director, known for a variant cinema genre referred to as 'Torture-Porn.' Also a semi-respected expert on horror movies.
credits: Cabin Fever, Hostel, Hostel 2, Thanksgiving, Inglorious Basterds
2) a sex act, worthy of its namesake. Where party A, engages in cunnilingus on party B, wherein Party B is menstruating, party A fills their mouth with the menstrual blood and spits it all over the face and upper body of party B. One of the more extreme forms of breaking up with a girlfriend.
credits: Cabin Fever, Hostel, Hostel 2, Thanksgiving, Inglorious Basterds
2) a sex act, worthy of its namesake. Where party A, engages in cunnilingus on party B, wherein Party B is menstruating, party A fills their mouth with the menstrual blood and spits it all over the face and upper body of party B. One of the more extreme forms of breaking up with a girlfriend.
1) "that movie was disgusting, who directed this? Eli Roth?"
2) "she wouldn't take 'no' for an answer, so i gave her an Eli Roth"
2) "she wouldn't take 'no' for an answer, so i gave her an Eli Roth"
Eli Roth
This generation's voice for horror films. Directed hit gore flicks like Hostel and Cabin Fever. Also noted is his many cameos in other filmmaker's movies (i.e. Quentin Tarantino). He currently produces horror films that usually follow his line of work. As a director, he has immense talent, wish he would use it more to put out movies more often. His acting is pretty lackluster. He is adored by many females due to his looks and muscular physique. Be sure to look out for his big screen version of the Grindhouse faux trailer Thanksgiving coming soon.
Eli Roth? Who's he?
They call him "The Bear Jew"
They call him "The Bear Jew"
Eli Roth Haters
The term used for people who don't appreciate infamous horror movie director Eli Roth. People that don't understand good shit when they see it and are completely close-minded to new things in horror. People that wish that they were that awesome.
"Hey I hear he's a Eli Roth hater!"
"Well than hes a dick, and wishes he was that awesome!"
"Eli Roth haters don't know what theyre missing"
"Well than hes a dick, and wishes he was that awesome!"
"Eli Roth haters don't know what theyre missing"
Eli Roth Haters
A single person or a group of persons without the superior power to make a name for themselves. These specific individuals mainly target the director/producer/actor known as Eli Roth in hopes of getting a false rise out of him. Pathetically their attempts are failed 100% of the time.
"who is that kid knocking Eli Roth's films?"
"Oh don't mind him, he is just another one of those lonely Eli Roth Haters".
"Oh don't mind him, he is just another one of those lonely Eli Roth Haters".