Eli Splean
A guy with a very small male organ that does not grow no matter how much tugging is done to it.
Ken: Dude did you see that girl's reaction after she and Eli Splean made it?
Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.
Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...
Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.
Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...