ellender

A German decent of pirates who once sailed the Medditerainian sea and were world travelers and were known for the BO$$ ragers they threw on their ships! They also ruled the UK for a short time period in the early 1400s. They also were known back in Germany as a wealthy family of pickle farmers who very successfully harvested and ruled in their land. While all Ellenders were very hard workers they all were extremely attractive and very lovable.

an ellend is a bellend but used in reference to people that are annoying or stupid. However an ellend is an insult only to be used by lads because lads do not need to use the B.